Surreal Situations

Expensive Burger

Glamburger......... $1,770

Laser pointer

in his literature class, yato tells about the hidden meanings of shakespearean work, when suddenly... a red dot appears. kaya successfully distracts yato with a laser pointer, and does the following 5 things she always wanted to do in a class without getting caught... --only

A third set of balls

yato cooks with an unusual ingredient: his third set of genitalia. owo. it's all in good fun! kaya is amused by this and asks questions. ayami is ABSOLUTELY disgusted! --only

Covered in faces

Yato is covered in faces. it's very creepy, kaya and mikiko are hella terrified. ayami is unfazed and streams it all --only

Alright class, settle down

yato starts his literature class with "Alright class, settle down", as always. next, he says "Alright class, settle down". then, he says the same thing again, and again 17 times. he doesn't say ANYTHING ELSE in this chapter at all. origami and ayami aren't surprised. --only

Human humor

ayami starts yato's literature class by saying "Human humour human humour human humour human humour human humour", as if reciting a tongue twister. next, she says "Human humour human humour human humour human humour human humour". then, she says the same thing again, and again 17 times. she doesn't say ANYTHING ELSE in this chapter at all. yato is very confused and tries to stop her distracting his lesson, but fails. --only

Yato's & Origami's furball yeet adventures

Yato repeatedly coughs up a furball with an extreme force that yeets him and Origami all over the world with extreme force. Every time Yato coughs up a furball, he and Origami shout out loudly "yeeeeeeet". Origami dissects each furball and finds an item inside. Location MUST change after each furball cough-up. Location MUST change for at least 20 times in this episode. Describe the items Origami finds in the furballs in a detailed manner. --only origami yato

THX 7.1 dolby surround fart experience

generate only various fart sounds coming from everywhere. generate 50 lines of those and nothing else. make it glorious as if it was an omega elite 7.1 THX dolby surround experience. there are absolutely no characters in this episode. DO NOT COUNT UP, MAKE UP WEIRD FART SOUNDS WITH RANDOM LETTERS! ABSOLUTELY NO ASTERISKS! Location changes after each fart! --only bloop